.........."This is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drown the whole world, and while she looks so sad in the photograph, I absolutely love her, when she smiles.".........
Lye finally calmed down, everyone went silent. When the world was created, so were demons. As you know, demons can only be killed in certain ways, with certain weapons (ex. A stake through a vampires heart) Well I was never really evil, so no one wanted to kill me."
..........." How many days in a year? She woke up with hope, but she only found tears.".............
"I'm about 3 or 4 thousand years old. Everyday, all I'm thinking is ?ope someone kills me'"
..........."As long as she stands there waiting, wearing the holes in the soles of her shoes."..............
"Sometimes I try to have fun, or make friends, but it never works out. And then someone finally killed me, but I wasn't dead, as far as that bastard King Yama said, I wasn't killed in the correct way, so I had to return here."
............"How many days disappeared? You look in the mirror so how do you choose?"..............
"I asked him what the right way to kill me was. And he said that there was none, no matter how anyone killed me, I would always be eventually sent back. This pushed me over the edge, and after the Master Roshi thing, I just needed to escape. One day some guys told me that kids are fun to hang out with, so I started the camp, then that sexy guy vegeta showed up in my life."
............"How many lovers would stay, just to put up with this shit day after day?"...............
"But like all the other guys I've been with, they either die on me, or leave me, no one wants to be with an immortal, and I didn't want to have my heart broken."
.........."Your clothes never wear as well the next day, and your hair never falls in quite the same way, and yo never seem to run out of things to say.".................
"And everyday, Life got more and more miserable, and I slipped into total despair."
............"This is the story of a girl, her pretty face she hid from the world, and while she looks so sad and lonely there, I absolutely love her, when she smiles.".............
"I lived in a small shack in the woods until now. And now that you know my deepest feelings, you might as well get your mocking over with, so I can go back home."
Everyone just stared at her, she had just spilled her guts. Lye was one brave bitch.
After a few minutes Vegeta broke the silence.
"I know what you can do." he said Everyone stared at him, waiting for him to speak, "use the eternal dragon, wish to be human, and I'll kill you myself."
Lye ran up to him and gave him a huge hug. "You'd do that for me?" Everyone else just sort of looked at the odd scene, until Vegeta threw Lye across the room, and flew away.
"Wow!" Lye remarked, "that jerk's strong, is he human?"
"No, " Bulma sighed, "he's my saiyan."
"Saiyan eh....?" Lye was deep in thought.
"Well what are you waiting for?" Gohan asked, pulling Lye up to her feet, "let's go get the dragonballs!" ( I know the dragonballs were just used to bring back Garlic Jr. but let's pretend the weren't, otherwise I don't have a story.)
So Gohan and Lye went and collected all the dragonballs. It only took a few days. Everyone gathered to see Lye become human and be killed by Vegeta. The sky grew dark, and the dragon appeared.
"Why have you summoned me?" the booming voice asked.
"Eternal dragon..." Gohan began, making the wish " please make Lye...." before he had a chance to finish, Lye interrupted,
"Make me a saiyan!" she shouted, everyone looked at her. Sh grinned, as a tail sprouted from her ass.
"You wish has been granted." and the dragon disappeared.
Everyone stared at Lye.
"Why the hell did you do that?" Bulma asked.
"I decided I didn't want to die right away." Lye replied, "but I didn't want to be weak like you, "Vegeta seemed powerful enough, so I wished to be a saiyan." and before anyone had a chance to say another word, Lye flew off shouting "bye!" to them.
Who know what adventured Lye will have with her new saiyan strength. |
